What are you thinking??? Tell us here! Share a joke, pun, limerick or silly story. Category: Speak Sister! Log in or register to post comments Comments Joke Three vampires walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have a pint of blood." The second one says, "I'll have one, too." The third one says, "I'll have a pint of plasma." The bartender says, "So, that'll be two Bloods and a Blood Lite?" Log in or register to post comments What do lawyers wear to court What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! Log in or register to post comments What did the horse say when it couldn't get up? What did the horse say when it couldn't get up? I can't Giddy-up! Log in or register to post comments
Joke Three vampires walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have a pint of blood." The second one says, "I'll have one, too." The third one says, "I'll have a pint of plasma." The bartender says, "So, that'll be two Bloods and a Blood Lite?" Log in or register to post comments
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Three vampires walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have a pint of blood."
The second one says, "I'll have one, too."
The third one says, "I'll have a pint of plasma."
The bartender says, "So, that'll be two Bloods and a Blood Lite?"
What do lawyers wear to court
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits!
What did the horse say when it couldn't get up?
What did the horse say when it couldn't get up? I can't Giddy-up!